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Signs That Jim Bakker Is Rehabilitated

Topic: adult

Signs that Jim Bakker is rehabilitated:

1-Can now remember six of the ten commandments.

2-He no longer shoplifts condoms.

3-Got Sports Illustrated subscription for the phone--not the swimsuit issue.

4-Now gleefully admits that yes, he does look like a frog.

5-He's wearing pants again.


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