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Two Guys Were Talking At A Bar About What They Did For A Living

Topic: adult

Two guys were talking at a bar about what they did for a living. One said, "I got this job in a circus where I have to clean up the elephant. You know, hose him down three times a day, clean up his shit all day long, etc. The smell of that shit--phew! Its so bad, it really gets me down sometimes."

His companion said, "Well, if you can't stand the smell and the rest of the work, why don't you quit?"

"What?" said the outraged first man. "And leave show business?"


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