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An Inexperienced Young Polish Man Prior To His Wedding Asked His

Topic: adult

An inexperienced young Polish man, prior to his wedding, asked his father what he should do to his wife on their wedding night.

"Well," said the Polish father, not knowing really how to say it delicately, "you take the thing you used to play with more than anything else when you were a teenager and put it where your wife wee- wees."

"Really, dad?" the young Polack said.

"Believe me, son," his father responded, "you'll love it."

So on his wedding night, the young man took his baseball and threw it in the toilet.


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