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The Young Man Had Invited His Parents To Meet His Fiancee Over

Topic: adult

The young man had invited his parents to meet his fiancee over cocktails at the Plaza Hotel in New York. After his family had departed, the girl wanted to know what kind of impression she'd made.

"I'm sorry to tell you this, dear," the young man said. "But while you were in the ladies' room, my mother told me that she considered you rather uncouth."

"Did you tell them I graduated from finishing school and from Bennington?"

"Yes."

"Did you tell them my family enjoys the highest social standing in Southampton?"

"I certainly did, dear."

"Then what the fuck is all this uncouth shit about?" the girl demanded to know.


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