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A Customer Walks Into A Restaurant And Notices A Large Sign On

Topic: adult

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye. She coolly writes down his order, walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose! Shouting and cursing are heard and the restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customers table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, "You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"


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