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There Was This Little Boy Sitting Down On The Corner Shaking

Topic: adult

There was this little boy sitting down on the corner shaking this bottle of liquid when this priest walked up to him and asked, " My son, what is it you have there?"

Well, the little boy looked up at the priest and replied with confidence in his eyes, " Father, this is the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!!"

The priest, finding a way to teach his craft, said to the little tyke, "My son you are wrong. The most POWERFUL liquid is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnent woman's belly she will pass a BOY!!!"

The boy then replied to this with, "Well Father this is turpentine, and if you rub it on a cat's testicles it will pass a motorcycle!!"


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