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There Were These Two Trees A Birch And A Beech Who Lived Side By

Topic: adult

There were these two trees, a birch and a beech, who lived side by side and were pretty good friends. One day the birch says to the beech, "Hey, I see a new tree over there. Is that a son of a beech?"

"I don't think so. Do you think it's a son of a birch?" his friend replied. They discussed this for some time but could come to no conclusion. Finally they spotted a woodpecker flying by and asked him if he could help resolve their dilemma.

"Sure", he said and flew over to the new tree. He flew up one side and down the other, checking the new tree out, to no avail. He flew to the top and looked down and then flew and landed on the ground. Still no dice. He thought to himself, I better go drum on this for awhile. And so he did. RAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT! Finally he flew back over to the other two trees and said, "Well, I've got some bad news for you two; it's neither a birch nor a beech. But I'll tell you one thing; it's the finest piece of ash this ol' pecker's seen in a long time!"


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