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Recently My Daughter Asked Me (When I Had Two Of My Friends With

Topic: adult

Recently my daughter asked me (when I had two of my friends with me, "Dad, do you know what the four types of orgasm are?"

I replied that I didn't.

"Positive, negative, religious, and fake," she informed me.

"Okay." I smiled, not sure I wanted to learn more.

"Aren't you going to ask how to tell them apart?"

"All right, how do you tell them apart?"

"The positive orgasm is, 'Oh yes! Oh yes!' The negative orgasm is, 'Oh no! Oh no!' The religious orgasm is, 'Oh God! Oh God!' And the fake orgasm is, 'Oh Dave! Oh Dave!'"


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