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Hello? Hearing Only Heavy Breathing On The Line The Woman

Topic: adult

"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?"

"I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whispered, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you until morning."

"Geez," the woman replied, "you can tell all that from two hello's?"


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