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A Hillbilly Kid Marries His Childhood Sweetheart (Literally If

Topic: adult

A hillbilly kid marries his childhood sweetheart (literally if you know what I mean). Their honeymoon was to take place in a special hunting lodge which is only accessible by train. They get to the station where they wait for 5 hours. Everybody there is getting a little miffed. The bride realizes that she needs to go to the little girls room, and upon returning, she's crying hysterically. Her husband asks her what was up.

After a lot of effort, she says, "As I was waiting in line to use the bathroom, I overheard a couple of hunters say that if the train doesn't get here soon, the f***ing season will be over.


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