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A Priest Has Two Male Parrots. Doting On Them He Makes Small

Topic: adult

A priest has two male parrots. Doting on them, he makes small sets of rosary beads for them to hold. At the same time, he teaches them to say the rosary. After a few months, the priest meets a nun with a female parrot. The nun is concerned because the female parrot seems to be wild. The priest suggests, "Why don't you put her in with my parrots? Their piety may get to her."

Agreeing that the priest may have a point, the nun brings over the bird and duly deposits the little lady in the cage. One of the male parrots says to the other, "Let's throw away these darn beads. Our prayers have been answered!"


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