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A Fellow Becomes Concerned About His Depressed Parrot And Takes

Topic: adult

A fellow becomes concerned about his depressed parrot, and takes the sad bird to a veterinarian. After examining the parrot, the vet says, "No wonder he's depressed. He needs romance."

The fellow buys a pretty female parrot for fifty dollars, brings her home, and deposits her in the cage. Humming a romantic song, he goes into another room. Suddenly he hears a terrible racket. He rushes back to the cage, where he sees his male bird clawing at the female and ripping off her feathers. The man says, "What on earth are you doing?"

The male parrot says, "For fifty dollars I want her naked!"


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