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Little Old Lady (Who Just Looks Like Your Grandmother) Goes Into

Topic: adult

Little old lady (who just looks like your grandmother) goes into a sex shop, she appears to have a case of palsey as she's shaking from head to toe.

"Young Man!" she asks the clerk, "Do you sell vibrators?"

"Yes Mam, we do," he replies.

"Big flouresent orange ones?"

"Yes Mam we do."

"The type about 16 inches long?"

"Yes mam we do."

"The type that takes 8 D Cell batteries?"

"Yes Mam we do."

"Well how the hell do you turn it off?"


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