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What Do...

Topic: adult

What do...

...a coffin and a condom have in common?

They both have stiffs in them, but one's coming and one's going.

...a balloon and virginity have in common?

One prick and it's all over.

...you have when you hold two green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided attention.

...you call two homosexuals named "Bob"?

Oral Roberts.

...you call a cow that's had an abortion?

Decalfinated.


ALPHA v0.3