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Little Cindy Who Has Just Turned Five Asked Her Mother How Do

Topic: adult

Little Cindy, who has just turned five, asked her mother, "How do you get a baby?". Her mother replied, "Daddy's penis goes into Mummy's vagina".

Cindy said, "But last night I had to go to the toilet, and I saw Daddy putting his penis in your mouth. Can you get a baby that way too?"

Her mother smiled and replied, "No dear, that's how you get jewelry!"


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