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Mr Ant Gives His New Bride The Elephant A Right Good Seeing To

Topic: adult

Mr Ant gives his new bride the elephant, a right good seeing to on their honeymoon night, anyway when he's finished he rolls off (nearly breaking his neck in the fall!). Anyway, in the morning he gives his wife (the elephant) a nudge, "Fancy another darling". To which he got no reply, he shakes her hard, still no response, he realizes she's stone cold and as stiff as his hard-on.

"Bugger it..." says the ant, one night of passion and spend the rest of your life digging the grave.


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