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John Had Two Pet Monkeys Whom He Loved Very Much But Both Died

Topic: adult

John had two pet monkeys whom he loved very much, but both died within days of each other. He decided to take their bodies to the taxidermist so that they would be with him forever. The taxidermist gave him an estimate for the job and asked if he wanted them mounted.

"No," came the reply. "Just have them shaking hands."


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