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Many Years Ago A Modelactor Named Penis Vanlesbian Asked His

Topic: adult

Many years ago, a model/actor named Penis VanLesbian asked his agent why he wasn't getting any work. "It's obvious," his agent replied, "It's your name."

"What's wrong with my name?" VanLesbian asked. "I come from a long line of VanLesbians. And in my country, Penis is a popular first name."

"You're in America now" said his agent. "You'll have to find a more suitable name."

"Ok, how about Dick VanDike?"

And the rest is history ...


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