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Frank And Margaret Were An Old Couple Who Were Far Too

Topic: adult

Frank and Margaret were an old couple who were far too comfortable around each other. One evening, Margaret was listening to her favorite radio evangelist.

"Put your left hand on the radio, and put your right hand on the part of your body that is ailing you", he said.

Well, Margaret reached over and put her left hand on the radio, and then put her right hand on her arthritic ankle.

About this time, Frank meandered on by, and, seeing this and knowing the routine far too well, decided to poke some fun at her. He sauntered up to the radio, put his left hand on the radio, and, full Madonna-style, grabbed his crotch with his right hand.

Seeing this, Margaret replied, "Frank! That man said he'd heal the sick, not raise the dead!"


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