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5 Reasons It'S A Bummer To Be An Egg.

Topic: adult

5 Reasons it's a Bummer to be an Egg.

1. Only get laid once !!

2. Only get eaten once !!

3. Takes 7 minutes to get hard !!

4. You come in a box with 11 other guys !!

5. The ONLY one who will sit on your face is.... Your Mother


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