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A Gold Pro At A Local Golf Course Is Teaching This Woman How To

Topic: adult

A gold pro at a local golf course is teaching this woman how to golf and not have much luck. Each time the ball is hit with a tremble slice or hook. Both are getting very frustrated. Final the pro hits on the idea, "Try thinking of the golf club as your husband's penis. And hold it the same way."

The lady golfer tries this and is having some success. The ball is hit straight and true but is not getting any distance. They try several times and then the golf pro suggests, "Okay we are making some progress, the next time lets take the golf club out of your mouth."


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