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Three Surgeons Were Sitting Around Talking About The Types Of

Topic: adult

Three surgeons were sitting around talking about the types of patients they liked to operate on.

The first said, "I like to work on Germans; once you open them up, everything is arranged in a neat, orderly, militaristic fashion - it makes things easy."

The second said, "I like to operate on Japanese; once you open them up, everything is color-coded, like their electronics. It makes operating easier."

The last surgeon said, "I like to operate on lawyers - once you open them up, there's no heart, no guts, no backbone, no brain, and there's only two moving parts, the mouth and the anus; and those are interchangeable."


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