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Man Walks In The Bar And Orders 5 Shots Of Whiskey And 5 Beers

Topic: adult

Man walks in the bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey and 5 beers to chase it with. Bartender says "Man, you must be having a bad day!" Man says "Yea, I just found out my brother is a fag."

Bartender says "Man, that sucks!"

Next day same man walks in and orders 10 shots with 10 beers. Bartender says, "Man, another bad day, huh?"

Man says, "Yea, I just found out my father is a fag!"

Bartender says, "Man, that really sucks!"

Next day same man walks in and orders 15 shots and 15 beers. Bartender says, "Man! Doesn't anyone in your family like pussy?"

Man says, "Yea, my wife!"


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