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There Was A Lady Who Was Downstairs In An Apartment Putting Her

Topic: adult

There was a lady who was downstairs in an apartment, putting her laundry in the washing machine. Soon as she was done, she noticed that her gown was soiled. She took it off and tossed it in the washer as well. She was butt-naked underneath. She noticed water dripping from a pipe above, so she grabbed a nearby football helmet and put it on her head.

She didn't notice a plumber working behind her, and as he walked by he said, "I hope your team wins, lady!".


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