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Three Straight Guys Were In A Bar And They Were Bragging About

Topic: adult

Three straight guys were in a bar and they were bragging about the size of their respective penises to a female bartender. For hours and hours the three men went on about "Mines big as a dog," and "I got at least a foot and half". Finally, the bartender had enough and told the men "Why don't you pull those things out, lay them on the bar and I'll tell you which one is the biggest!"

The three guys plop out their organs on the bar, about the same time this gay walks in. The bartender asks "May I help you?" the faggot replies "No, I think I'll have the buffet!"


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