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A Man Walks Into A Bar In Ireland And Orders A Drink. He Notices

Topic: adult

A man walks into a bar in Ireland and orders a drink. He notices two guys who look the spitting image of Hitler and Rolf Von Himmel. So he approaches them and says "Hey, you two are the spitting image of Adolf Hitler and Rolf Von Himmel."

The two guys look at him and the one who looks like Hitler says "I am Hitler and my friend is Himmel. Ve have come back to launch World War Three and zis time it will be bigger und better than before. Ve intend to kill 60 million Jews und three postmen."

The Irish guy says, "What's with the three postmen?"

Hitler looks at Himmel and said, "you see, zey still don't give a shit about ze Jews!"


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