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Did You Know That A Man Is Made Of Useless Parts?

Topic: adult

Did you know that a man is made of useless parts?

An Adam's apple that isn't an apple.

Two calves that won't ever become cows.

Twenty nails that won't hold boards.

A chest that won't hold linens.

Two tits that won't give milk. A belly button that won't button.

An ass that won't pull a plow.

Two balls that won't roll.

An organ that won't play music.


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