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So This Eskimo Woman Goes To Town To Get Her Snowblower Fixed

Topic: adult

So, this Eskimo woman goes to town to get her snowblower fixed. The guy at the shop says it'll take awhile, so she goes looking for something to eat. Right across the street from the shop is a cafe with a sign that says "All You Can Eat Fish Fry," so she goes and eats a *lot* of fried fish with all the trimmings. When she goes back to the shop, the guy has the snowblower motor all taken apart. He looks up as she enters. He says, "Looks like you blew a seal."

"Naw," she says, wiping her mouth, "That's just tartar sauce."


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