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An Elderly Couple From Texas Are On Their Way To Memphis To

Topic: adult

An elderly couple from Texas are on their way to Memphis to visit their grandchildren. Upon reaching just this side of Little Rock, the man runs through a speed trap and the state trooper pulls him over. The trooper says, "Did you know you were speeding?" The woman can't hear well so she screams, "What did he say?" The old man says, "He wants to know if I knew I was speeding."

Then the trooper asks the man for his license...again the woman screams, "What did he say?" The old man says, "He wants to see my license."

The trooper looks at the man's license and says, "Texas, huh. The worst sex I ever had was in Texas." Again, the woman screams, "What did he say?" The old man says, "He thinks he knows you!"


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