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A Man Who Worked For The Fire Department Came Home From Work And

Topic: adult

A man who worked for the fire Department came home from work and told his wife, you know we have a wonderful system at the Fire Department. "Bell 1" We all put on our coats. "Bell 2" rings and we all slide down the pole. "Bell 3" rings we are on the truck and ready to go.

From now on we are to run this house the same way. When I say "Bell 1" you strip naked, "Bell 2" you jump into bed, "Bell 3" we are going to screw all night.

The next night he came home from work and yelled "Bell 1", She took off all her clothes, "Bell 2" She jumped into bed, "Bell 3", they began to screw.

After about 2 minutes she yelled!! "Bell 4."

He said, "What the Hell is Bell 4??"

"More Hose", she said, "you ain't nowhere nere the fire."


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