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I Went To See My Doctor... You Know Him... Doctor Vidi-Boom-Ba?

Topic: adult

"I went to see my doctor... you know him... Doctor Vidi-Boom-Ba? Yeah..I told him once, 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?' He said, 'I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.'"

"I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest."

"I told him I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin."


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