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An Old Man Goes Into The Social Security Office And Applies For

Topic: adult

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and applies for a pension. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove if he is old enough to get it. He opens his shirt and shows them the grey hair on his chest and they except that as proof.

He goes home to his wife show's her the check, and explains what happened. "Well get back down there. Drop your pant's and see if you can get Disability!"


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