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Two Very Old Ladies Were Sitting On The Porch Rocking. One

Topic: adult

Two very old ladies were sitting on the porch, rocking. One finally says, "Tell me, Maude, when you and the mister were married - before he died, that is - did, uh, did you have mutual orgasm?"

Maude thought a moment, then said, "No, Sarah, I'm pretty sure it was State Farm!"


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