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A Construction Worker Went To The Hospital One Day After Hurting

Topic: adult

A construction worker went to the hospital one day after hurting himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a pain killer. "Don't bother Doc," said the man. "I've been through a lot worse." "More painful than this?" the doctor asked. "I'll tell you about the second most painful accident I ever had. I was hunting one day and had to take a shit so I dropped my pants and squatted. I tripped a bear trap and BOOM, the thing snapped shut on my balls." The doctor winced, "That's awful. But tell me, what could be worse?"

"When I reached the end of the chain."


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