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A Young Man Is Visiting His Future Wife'S Parent'S House For

Topic: adult

A young man is visiting his future wife's parent's house for dinner. Unfortunately, he is not feeling too well, but he sits down for dinner anyway. The family dog, Spot, takes a seat under him and they start dinner.

Well, the guy REALLY has to fart, so he lets out just a tiny one. The girlfriend's mothers says, "Spot! No!". The guy thinks this is really great, the dog will get blamed. He lets a little bigger one this time. The mother says, "Spot!! No! Please!" in a little harsher tone.

The guy finally decides to really let one rip, so he blasts away with a real long one. The mother yells, "Spot! Get out of there before he shits on you!".


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