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These Two Drunks At A Bar Go To The Bathroom To Piss. When They

Topic: adult

These two drunks at a bar go to the bathroom to piss. When they are done, one of them forgets to zip up his fly.

So after they sit back down at the bar, one drunk says, "Hey, I saw a snake sitting on that stool just as you sat down. As a matter of fact, I can still see it's head."

So he grabs a bottle, and smashes it onto the other man's penis.

"Hit it again," says the other man, "it just bit me."


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