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On An Isolated Stretch Of Beach Near Cannes A Beautiful French

Topic: adult

On an isolated stretch of beach near Cannes, a beautiful French girl threw herself into the sea and drowned in despair, despite a young passerby's attempts to save her. The man dragged the half nude body ashore and left it on the sand to call the authorities. Upon his return, he was horrified to find a second man making love to the corpse.

"Monsieur!" he shouted, "that woman is dead!"

"Sacre Bleu!" the man replied, springing up. "I thought she was an American girl."


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