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The Bobbits'

Topic: adult

The Bobbits'

(Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies")

Come and listen to the story about a love gone wrong, Poor mister Bobbit really loved his precious dong, But, then one day, when he pushed her way to far, She snipped off Mr. Happy and tossed it from the car, Buick, that is - Roadmaster - Meat Wagon.

Well, the cops found his wiener and took it to the doc. Copple and Chung said they found it 'neith a rock, Full of some stickers and a bottle cap or two, and his precious Mr. Happy was nearly cut in two, Pieces, that is - not inches - small sections.

So the doctors started sewing, but they made a little slip, Instead of near the middle, they attached it to his hip. So, now when Mr. Happy wants to feel the ole' delight, He comes in Bobbits pocket, that's the left not the right!


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