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I Still Like The Divorced Barbie Who Comes Complete With All Of

Topic: adult

I still like the divorced Barbie who comes complete with all of Ken's stuff!

Did you see the article in The Daily Review about Trailer Trash Barbie? Complete with black roots, cigarette dangling from her lips and baby slung over her hip.

As well as Drag Queen Barbie and Big Dyke Barbie.

Or, how 'bout the new "Lorena Barbie" doll. The doll comes with a large kitchen knife and a car with a driver's side window which can be lowered, allowing the doll to hurl out Ken's dismembered penis. Ken doll and sewing kit not included.


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