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The Pros And Cons Of Dating A Vampire

Topic: adult

The Pros and Cons of Dating a Vampire

Pros =>> Cons

Long relationships =>> Spend your time in a hypnotic daze

Allowed to stay out late =>> Parents can be hell

Helps you achieve weight loss =>> You always feel tired (loss of blood)

Centuries of experience =>> Oral sex can be lethal

Immune to all venereal diseases =>> Always has cold feet (and blood)

Always has amazing stamina =>> Never able to spend the day in bed

Loves neck nibbling =>> Pet names that give you the chills

Rarely interested in arguing religion =>> Strange friends; Giggles at funerals

Never comes home with garlic breath =>> Hard to win an argument; No romantic sunsets

Don't have to worry about what color clothes to wear =>> May forget own strength during orgasm


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