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The Guy And The Truckers Hat

Topic: adult

The Guy And The Truckers Hat

A guy was hitch hiking down I75 through Georgia last summer. The temperature was 98 degrees and the humidity was about the same. The sun was beating down and the heat was rising up from the interstate. IT WAS HOT! Nobody would pick the poor guy up. He would thumb awhile and walk awhile. After a while he spotted a baseball type hat on the side of the road. You know the kind with the logos on the front. This one had a Mac Trucks logo. Anyway, he picked it up, it wasn't too dirty so he brushed it off and put it on. Any relief from the harsh sun was great. After a while a truck driver saw him and decided to have some fun so he picked him up. They went about a mile down the road when the trucker turned and said, "HEY BOY! You ever screw your sister?"

"No sir," he replied, "I've never done that."

They went about another mile when the trucker turned and said, "HEY BOY! You ever screw your mama?"

"No sir, I've never done that." he said.

About a mile later the trucker turned again and asked, "HEY BOY! You ever screw your brother?"

"I don't have a brother, sir." he replied.

"Well, did you ever screw your father?" asked the trucker.

"LOOK HERE MISTER," he said, "I'M NOT A TRUCKER! I FOUND THIS HAT!"


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